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زنه میره دکتر که برای شوهرش قرص تقویت جنسی بگیره. دکتره یه بستی قرص بهش میده، میگه هر روز صبح یک دونه از این قرص رو بده شوهرت با چای بخوره.
 زنه هم میره خونه و یک قرص رو یواشکی تو چای شوهره حل میکنه. مرد صبحوناشو که میخوره، دسته زنش رو میگیره، میبرش تو اتاق و........ بعد هم میره سر کار.
فرداش، زنش دو تا قرص تو چای حل میکنه. شوهره اون روز اصلان سر کار نمیره، و تمام روز تو اتاق خواب میمونه و زنش رو ......
روز سوم، زنه هر چی قرص مندو بود رو میریزه تو چای شوهرش.
یکی دو هفته میگذره و دکتره فکر میکنه یه خبری از اینها بگیره. زنگ میزنه
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دکتر میگه "پسرم، همه چیز تو خونتون رو به راهه؟"
پسره میگه "دکتر جون، این طوری بهت بگم. مادرم مرده. خالم حاملاست. کونم درد میکنه. بابام هم تو کوچست ،داره لخت دنباله چند تا گربه میدوه



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